Replace handshaking with high fives!
Yogurt is gross, quit making it!
Nobody should wear bowties!
No more magicians!
Hitting trash cans with your car should be illegal if it isn't already!
My mailman looks shifty, I don't like him!
gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
You say collaboration like it's a bad word.
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