Replace handshaking with high fives!
Yogurt is gross, quit making it!
Nobody should wear bowties!
No more magicians!
Hitting trash cans with your car should be illegal if it isn't already!
My mailman looks shifty, I don't like him!
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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