Make fireworks illegal, they rile my cows!
Gluing my arms together while I'm sleeping is a crime!
If you are getting fat, quit it!
The security guard should not yell at me when I get lost in the mall!
Make birds not chase me!
It's too damn hot!
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Remorseful Hitman Kid 2.0!
[clearing throat] I SAID "buy this stock photo on Shutterstock & find other images".
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