I'm glad doctors have more common sense than this guy.

Hey Saint Valentine sounds kind of like me. I don't get it. At BodyMod sticking shit into your skin is normal but testicular implants aren't?

So my question is, how can I attached this aircraft to my body somehow?

I hope she isn't coming on a plane because getting through security is going to be a pain.

Drink a lot of beer over an extended period of time and it'll happen.

Oh it was painful? You don't say!

Nicoleslavich I think your labia is stretched out enough, sweetheart.

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