I'm not typing those links into my browser. You can but not me.



Hm, "openmindedness"? Is that a mod where you get a hole drilled into your brain so you can physically be open-minded?



I wish my grandma cut her lips off because every time she kissed me it felt like snails raping my cheek.



Hey, even BodyMod has rules and regulations for being a complete fuckup.



No, Wilford Brimley, don't do it!



The funniest part about this is that the guy with the first post has the answer.



I seriously saw a guy with horns in his head coming out of a grocery store once. They were these two big bumps under his bald scalp and I had to do a double take when I saw him.



I want to role-play as Link more effectively.

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