This urge to stop breathing is a big step in the right direction.
The school mascot was just trying to cheer your class up you big jerk.
My soul is that of a professional wrestler and it could beat the hell out of all of you guyses souls.
I think you should have a murdering section IN YOUR FACE.
You might think that girls are immune from being caught up in nerd shit, but you'd be wrong.
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
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