This urge to stop breathing is a big step in the right direction.
The school mascot was just trying to cheer your class up you big jerk.
My soul is that of a professional wrestler and it could beat the hell out of all of you guyses souls.
I think you should have a murdering section IN YOUR FACE.
You might think that girls are immune from being caught up in nerd shit, but you'd be wrong.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
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