This urge to stop breathing is a big step in the right direction.
The school mascot was just trying to cheer your class up you big jerk.
My soul is that of a professional wrestler and it could beat the hell out of all of you guyses souls.
I think you should have a murdering section IN YOUR FACE.
You might think that girls are immune from being caught up in nerd shit, but you'd be wrong.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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