If your name was the same name as a demon that was haunting your house that would be awful since every time someone called your name cupboards would start opening and closing all over the place.
Whoever wrote this has some serious bats in their belfry and also the belfry itself is an old burned-out skyscraper converted into an enormous belfry.
I wonder how many candles this lady goes through in an average week.
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The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
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