If your name was the same name as a demon that was haunting your house that would be awful since every time someone called your name cupboards would start opening and closing all over the place.

Whoever wrote this has some serious bats in their belfry and also the belfry itself is an old burned-out skyscraper converted into an enormous belfry.

I wonder how many candles this lady goes through in an average week.


The cool spirit club is off limits to you new guys, so stay away!

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