Translation: "I've seen every episode of Buffy."
Whoever clicked the suggestion one is a pervert.
"montaro's" latest poem is called NO MORE, probably named after some of the feedback from the last one.
I saw the words "never awaken" and it got my hopes up for just a second.
Sounds like someone spilled it all over her new couch.
I'm making a blood vow to never look at this forum again just so I don't have to see this guy's Wayne Gretzky-looking anime avatar.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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