Translation: "I've seen every episode of Buffy."

Whoever clicked the suggestion one is a pervert.

"montaro's" latest poem is called NO MORE, probably named after some of the feedback from the last one.

I saw the words "never awaken" and it got my hopes up for just a second.

Sounds like someone spilled it all over her new couch.

I'm making a blood vow to never look at this forum again just so I don't have to see this guy's Wayne Gretzky-looking anime avatar.

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