Translation: "I've seen every episode of Buffy."
Whoever clicked the suggestion one is a pervert.
"montaro's" latest poem is called NO MORE, probably named after some of the feedback from the last one.
I saw the words "never awaken" and it got my hopes up for just a second.
Sounds like someone spilled it all over her new couch.
I'm making a blood vow to never look at this forum again just so I don't have to see this guy's Wayne Gretzky-looking anime avatar.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
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