It. Won't. Help.

I have gaz'd upon a substantial wenche but alas, her image is no friend to mine eyes.

This guy is either just a fancy boy or an immortal god of rock.

Woah dude do you think you could draw me a picture of an enormous-eyed chick with huge, inhuman tits?

Oh Ginger, you're just too much! (and I mean that in more than one way)

An entire cheesecake. AN ENTIRE CHEESECAKE. Holy god.

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