It. Won't. Help.
I have gaz'd upon a substantial wenche but alas, her image is no friend to mine eyes.
This guy is either just a fancy boy or an immortal god of rock.
Woah dude do you think you could draw me a picture of an enormous-eyed chick with huge, inhuman tits?
Oh Ginger, you're just too much! (and I mean that in more than one way)
An entire cheesecake. AN ENTIRE CHEESECAKE. Holy god.
That's it for today. Thanks to my forum friends bbchops, NoControl, Blank Frank, Ethane, Machado de Assis, Skereton Cum, King Pwn, kazoogirl, MrZodiac, KNTain, decoy octopus, HateTheInternet, Capt_Jim, John Mirra, Marxux, CommanderKhaine, Icequeen, Lymm, Zinco, WorkinClassZero, 19, Ouija, jackelope, and Shmorky.
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I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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