"No more people pretending to pretend they are dragons! I mean it! You've got to be pretending you're a dragon for real or there's going to be trouble!"

How do they get big truckloads of lumber and building materials to the astral plane anyway?

Hello new friend!!

Now this is some poetry that really makes you think (about things you'd rather be doing than reading "montaro's" poetry.)

I kinda don't think anything manufactured by Parker Brothers is going to be capable of opening a rift to another dimension. It's just a hunch.

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