"Man, you should have seen it. I totally gave my parents the timeout instead of the other way around. Yeah I'm pretty much the boss of my folks, even at 15."
"latino_heat" is too busy sounding like the name of a porn site to research this himself.
Jeez man, we're never going to finish this dungeon by the time Derek's mom calls if you keep writing poems every time you fight something.
I loved this right up until the part where I read it
Hey you ass, we can't all be fuckin' Gorloches.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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