"Man, you should have seen it. I totally gave my parents the timeout instead of the other way around. Yeah I'm pretty much the boss of my folks, even at 15."

"latino_heat" is too busy sounding like the name of a porn site to research this himself.

Jeez man, we're never going to finish this dungeon by the time Derek's mom calls if you keep writing poems every time you fight something.

I loved this right up until the part where I read it

Hey you ass, we can't all be fuckin' Gorloches.

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