"Serge163" takes a break from ambushing Arnold Schwarzenegger and his elite team of commandos in a 1987 jungle to pose a quick question.

A new day has dawned. The sun rises above Asshole Mountain.

what about winecoolers and do i need a prescription for that???

Please hurry! Steel Magnolias is starting and TV Guide says there's nudity in it!

Someday the ghost of "Pony's" normal-looking face will begin haunting him and spooking the pets and by then I hope I'll have forgotten all about this because frankly, I find it disgusting.

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