Last time I listened to a box I ended up in a dark ally with sperm dripping out of my asshole and a lot of bite marks all over my back.

Aces! Another elitist anime nerd asshole!

I'm annoyed by people who read that shit, like that shit, or try to draw that shit themselves.

That gold just keeps pouring in.

Anime is the new communism and America must destroy it's uprising where ever that may be.

"BloodBane", I'm scared too.

Wait. I thought having a tablet was supposed to make your MSPaint drawings look better.

"Araq" is the fantasy world from those Harry Potter films. I don't know how they're going to pull the third movie off. Based on the actor's age progression from the first film to the second, in the third his character should look roughly 27 years old.

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