"Kelly's" husband must be one lucky guy.

Oh the perils of being a goth! Don't bother reading this shit unless you're really bored or you have a high tolerance for pointless purple text.

The only thing better than a day in the life of a goth is a day in the life of a goth who can't spell worth a shit.

If you ever threw golf balls at a kid named "moonshine kat," I just want to let you know that your days are numbered, mister!

Coming up next: how NOT to pick up men.

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