"Kelly's" husband must be one lucky guy.
Oh the perils of being a goth! Don't bother reading this shit unless you're really bored or you have a high tolerance for pointless purple text.
The only thing better than a day in the life of a goth is a day in the life of a goth who can't spell worth a shit.
If you ever threw golf balls at a kid named "moonshine kat," I just want to let you know that your days are numbered, mister!
Coming up next: how NOT to pick up men.
Trying to change history is a terrible mistake. Tearing down all of America's Hitler statues has left us confused about our nation's proud past.
Ask any cowboy and they'll tell you: The deadliest snake in the wild west is Lava-Filled Hole Shaped Exactly Like A Cowboy Silhouette
Ben Garrison's Cartoons are finally explained!
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