I'm sure witchcraft is responsible for this post somehow and in some way.
Decipher this and win a prize. Better yet, don't bother, because I'm confident it would be profoundly stupid.
Here's a handy little bit of dream analysis for you amateur idiots out there. Better start brushing if you want to live!
Nothing is more goth than dreaming about DragonBall Z. NOTHING.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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