I'm sure witchcraft is responsible for this post somehow and in some way.

Decipher this and win a prize. Better yet, don't bother, because I'm confident it would be profoundly stupid.

Here's a handy little bit of dream analysis for you amateur idiots out there. Better start brushing if you want to live!

Nothing is more goth than dreaming about DragonBall Z. NOTHING.

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