A devil's dick made from paper mache is a fun project for a rainy afternoon.

These guys take all the fun out of laughing about AIDS.

Don't forget to save the receipt.

Haven't these savages ever heard of the five-second rule?

The first poster here must live on a mysterious island without women. Or at DragonCon.

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