That'll do, Pig.
The dark lord is shaking his head in a mixture of disgust and embarrassment.
T-Shirt Hell is on the line but they'll never strike a deal unless "kinky-shirts" can find room for something really hilarious like Calvin peeing into his own mouth.
Without that pesky obligation to stay alive, "Dublinpositive" feels like the weight of the world just lifted off his shoulders.
We've secretly replaced "loadjunkie in philly's" junkie pee with regular lemon Gatorade. Let's see if he notices.
Doctor Ben Carson, Popeye's survivor, has some advice about school shootings, terrorists on airplanes, chopping malls, and more perilous scenarios.
With all these great tats, it's safe to say I'm the most unique person on earth. Which sounds great, until you realize how lonely it is.
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