That'll do, Pig.
The dark lord is shaking his head in a mixture of disgust and embarrassment.
T-Shirt Hell is on the line but they'll never strike a deal unless "kinky-shirts" can find room for something really hilarious like Calvin peeing into his own mouth.
Without that pesky obligation to stay alive, "Dublinpositive" feels like the weight of the world just lifted off his shoulders.
We've secretly replaced "loadjunkie in philly's" junkie pee with regular lemon Gatorade. Let's see if he notices.
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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