That'll do, Pig.
The dark lord is shaking his head in a mixture of disgust and embarrassment.
T-Shirt Hell is on the line but they'll never strike a deal unless "kinky-shirts" can find room for something really hilarious like Calvin peeing into his own mouth.
Without that pesky obligation to stay alive, "Dublinpositive" feels like the weight of the world just lifted off his shoulders.
We've secretly replaced "loadjunkie in philly's" junkie pee with regular lemon Gatorade. Let's see if he notices.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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