I feel the same way about Zeppelin as this guy feels about AIDS.
Do you think AIDS is COOL? Does it make you feel like a big man?
I am reasonably certain BIO PIG was a boss in a video game somewhere.
Whoa, huge plug for Ensure out of nowhere. This truly is viral marketing.
You know in Pee Wee's Big Adventure when he's lying in a hospital bed dreaming about scary clown surgery and Francis in a devil costume and then he wakes up? That's pretty much how I envision death, except the clown part just kind of keeps going forever.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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