I feel the same way about Zeppelin as this guy feels about AIDS.
Do you think AIDS is COOL? Does it make you feel like a big man?
I am reasonably certain BIO PIG was a boss in a video game somewhere.
Whoa, huge plug for Ensure out of nowhere. This truly is viral marketing.
You know in Pee Wee's Big Adventure when he's lying in a hospital bed dreaming about scary clown surgery and Francis in a devil costume and then he wakes up? That's pretty much how I envision death, except the clown part just kind of keeps going forever.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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