I feel the same way about Zeppelin as this guy feels about AIDS.
Do you think AIDS is COOL? Does it make you feel like a big man?
I am reasonably certain BIO PIG was a boss in a video game somewhere.
Whoa, huge plug for Ensure out of nowhere. This truly is viral marketing.
You know in Pee Wee's Big Adventure when he's lying in a hospital bed dreaming about scary clown surgery and Francis in a devil costume and then he wakes up? That's pretty much how I envision death, except the clown part just kind of keeps going forever.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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