I just want to give a shout out to all the lawyers, jurors and judges who may be reading this in connection with "notstraightanymore's" future dealings with the justice system. Keep it real, homies.

It's just like Wesley Snipes said: Always bet on black. Except in this case, the black is referring to that endless dark void your consciousness resides in until the end of time and for a while after.

Yeah, I censored this one because it looked like someone used a guy's dirty ass as a dartboard.

Something's got to be very wrong with this guy, but I suppose that's a given.

"BBCumPigGA" really should get this condition checked out by a doctor, but I think we all know the likelyhood of that happening.

That's all for this week. Thanks to my forum friends Azerban, dikdik, Svartvit, Capt_Jim, spaps, benman, John Mirra, igloo house, Tahrajj, Eggnogstick, Gazpacho, Raptor_Fag, kazoogirl, Petey, uid0 and TheAdmiral.

Know of a terrible forum that should be featured in a future Weekend Web? Please send me a link!

– Johnny "Doc Evil" Titanium (@fart)

More The Weekend Web

This Week on Something Awful...

Copyright ©2018 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.