World of Porncraft

Finally, a place to talk about how much you want to do a night elf without being yelled at by friends.

Oh my JPEG princess. Till hard drive crash do us part.

Where did I put that credit card?

Who are these 10 people that visit the Warcraft porn forum and think they aren't strange?

There's something for the ol' resume.

I'm glad people have enough free time to sit around and think up this sort of shit.

"Dreyc" was likely touching himself while he typed this.

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