You are a weird lady indeed!

Oh a teacher with a thing for diapers, that's going to go over well with the students.

I'm no bible expert but I'm pretty sure Jesus wasn't incontinent. Nobody stood up at the last supper and asked if anyone else smelled anything while Jesus quietly excused himself from the table.

Leaks and diaper rash are forbidden under the new way.

You are all a pox upon the earth.

I'll give "Ikkei_Cola" some credit for being clever, nobody's likely to look in there for any reason whatsoever.

"Mom, Dad, I would like some diapers so that I may piss and shit myself in my bedroom and then tell people about it on the Internet."

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