In 1997 a guy named Jon Hein started a retarded web site for retarded people to talk about when retarded shows got even more retarded. The guy has since sold this web site to TV Guide for millions of dollars. Fuck me.

How can anyone write this many or any amount of words about Pokemon?


His posting level... it's over nine thousand!


Presenting three people who need to be arrested right now.


Fatso found.


I spend my days having fights on the Facts of Life Jump the Shark page and attending law school.


Working the midnight shift stoned out of your mind and watching Smurfs. That brings me back.


Jack knows what he likes.


You just listed all the reasons the show rules. Go kill yourself.


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