At least they have a sense of humor about it.
Look at that. You can almost see their image improving with every question answered.
When they find out this is the guy who came in grandma's shake, well let's just say, welcome back!
With or without semen?
Well it is McDonald's UK.
Friend, we've been trying to answer that question at Something Awful for 7 years.
TECHNICALLY A DOG - I have expertly subdivided a horse to create what is, scientifically speaking, a dog. I have done this 10 times before and plan to keep doing it forever!!! $400. 555-2466
Step One: Salvage a ridiculous chair from a race car or a fighter jet. Now it will support your ridiculous body as you play a virtual card game.
The water got bigger? my sand castle was destroyed and we had to move. Who did this?
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