Skate or Die was a video game, not a philosophy.

He's talking about the incident where the cop allegedly choked those skaters. Yeah, he would kick the shit out of that cop instead of, you know, running away like a little pussy like those other guys in the video.

It's as if Monet returned and possessed a skater.

Hell yeah, I was wondering when we'd get to the SKATER POETRY.

Positive and uplifting.

This guy routinely gets beat up by all the other skaters.

Don't deny your furry origins. Furry.

Special thanks to Run, RiggenBlaque, Registered Loser, Cuddlebottom, and jsoh who live free or die hard. Mostly die, though.

– Hassan "Acetone" Mikal

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