Yes! Didn't you see the movie???


GOON SPOTTED


How did you think they made the nuggets so tasty? Abused chickens are so much more delicious than happy ones. Since they stopped this barbaric practice the chicken nuggets suck now.


Damn, look at these motherfuckers copying and pasting all over the place. I've never seen anything like it!


Urban myth? My grandma knows semen and her milk shake definitely had semen in it.


Phew, McDonald's assures they won't kill their employees. That's good to know.


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