My leg healed in time for our class trip to the waterslides! Magic is real!
Don't listen to Green Scorpion, he's a dumbass.
Once mom thinks "Jackalope" has a steady girlfriend it'll be a lot easier to leave the house. Little will she know that his only girlfriend is Lady Justice.
Now maybe criminals will think twice before setting up a massive crime ring in Boise, Idaho.
Excellent time machine! January 29, 2006
This is the best time machine I have ever owned. I was able to prevent my wife from leaving me and set fire to my boss' house so I could go fishing. 5 stars!!
"Tell me where you hid my Gamecube, Tommy!"
Please consider updating your plan to include Trickle Down Antibiotics, the Millennial Meltdown, and other new options.
The most beautiful woman on all of Facebook is no longer just enchanting your Facebook feed. She's here, y'all!
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