My leg healed in time for our class trip to the waterslides! Magic is real!
Don't listen to Green Scorpion, he's a dumbass.
Once mom thinks "Jackalope" has a steady girlfriend it'll be a lot easier to leave the house. Little will she know that his only girlfriend is Lady Justice.
Now maybe criminals will think twice before setting up a massive crime ring in Boise, Idaho.
Excellent time machine! January 29, 2006
This is the best time machine I have ever owned. I was able to prevent my wife from leaving me and set fire to my boss' house so I could go fishing. 5 stars!!
"Tell me where you hid my Gamecube, Tommy!"
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
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