My leg healed in time for our class trip to the waterslides! Magic is real!

Don't listen to Green Scorpion, he's a dumbass.

Once mom thinks "Jackalope" has a steady girlfriend it'll be a lot easier to leave the house. Little will she know that his only girlfriend is Lady Justice.

Now maybe criminals will think twice before setting up a massive crime ring in Boise, Idaho.

Excellent time machine! January 29, 2006
This is the best time machine I have ever owned. I was able to prevent my wife from leaving me and set fire to my boss' house so I could go fishing. 5 stars!!

"Tell me where you hid my Gamecube, Tommy!"

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