If you can't figure out what "My Humps" is about on your own, I pity you.

Everything ever is about love, drugs, or loving drugs.

This post has been brought to you by Marlboro.

Oh yeah that's a good idea.

David Bowie, we have a problem.


Damn, Kdog, why you illin?

Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, bananaphone.

No, it didn't, at all.

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