Real-Life Superheroes
What's that in the sky? It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's regular, crazy people!
"JACKALOPE" probably has more trouble keeping crumbs out of his hair.
I have my doubts that "PROFESSOR WIDGET" is a real professor. In fact, he's probably not allowed within 100 feet of school property.
They don't make Moon Shoes big enough so he's got to special order them.
This sounds like fun, I've never been stabbed before.
At this rate, "D's" utility belt won't have any room left for deodorant.
You fool! One man should not be able to wield this much power!
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
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