What's that in the sky? It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's regular, crazy people!
"JACKALOPE" probably has more trouble keeping crumbs out of his hair.
I have my doubts that "PROFESSOR WIDGET" is a real professor. In fact, he's probably not allowed within 100 feet of school property.
They don't make Moon Shoes big enough so he's got to special order them.
This sounds like fun, I've never been stabbed before.
At this rate, "D's" utility belt won't have any room left for deodorant.
You fool! One man should not be able to wield this much power!
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The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
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