Could this be the bitter end for our heroes?

Stick to burgling.

Common sense, for one.

Oh man, if Batman were here he'd rip "Doktor" a new one.

His high-tech suit may be able to deflect bullets, but not the pain of being laughed at.

Never stop reaching for the stars!

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