Could this be the bitter end for our heroes?
Stick to burgling.
Common sense, for one.
Oh man, if Batman were here he'd rip "Doktor" a new one.
His high-tech suit may be able to deflect bullets, but not the pain of being laughed at.
Never stop reaching for the stars!
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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