I love the image this post creates. "Uh, cut the bullshit Mrs. Thompson, masturbation is a normal and wonderful act. You should not have grounded Jimmy for that!"


My first time was more like the fountains at Bellagio.


Yeah, you and almost every other boy. Get over yourself "jonhenri". You aren't so special.


Why oh why do I read these forums?! This is what I do on a Saturday night, read about guys jerking off.


Uh, no, Thomas Edison invented masturbation. Don't try to take credit for other people's inventions. Jerk.


The best thing about this forum are the jerkoff stories from guys who use their real picture of themselves in their avatar.


Hello "casanova"! I wonder if that dog knows where those hands have been.


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