Well women naturally like jerks. So next time you ask a woman out slap her across the face and she'll be yours forever.
It's an open letter to the only woman on the Internet who would have sex with him. Well, good for him.
These people have conventions?! Did anyone else see this coming? I know I didn't.
MadTV always "goes there". That's why it's mad!
I have an average penis and I have an average life. I'd say that's a decent tradeoff.
Haha, reality bites.
What can I say to these guys? Learn how to eat pussy real well? I don't know.
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The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Should you call someone a Nazi? The answer will surprise you.
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