Well women naturally like jerks. So next time you ask a woman out slap her across the face and she'll be yours forever.
It's an open letter to the only woman on the Internet who would have sex with him. Well, good for him.
These people have conventions?! Did anyone else see this coming? I know I didn't.
MadTV always "goes there". That's why it's mad!
I have an average penis and I have an average life. I'd say that's a decent tradeoff.
Haha, reality bites.
What can I say to these guys? Learn how to eat pussy real well? I don't know.
Special thanks to Meunkin, The Aristeia, Jesus169, Jay Milo, DemanusFlint, PissFilledCumBubble, ptlsaints, Gaspy Conana, diagnosed, and ryborg. These guys have humongous units and aren't afraid to use them.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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