Premature ejaculation? Come on, these women expect us to be on time when they're always late! Can you say double standard?!
Glans... what a filthy word. Hey Rick, show me your glans. Sure thing, Bob. I don't think that'd be sexy even if I were gay.
There aren't too many of these in today's article but make sure you click on this image to see the whole thing. Rosie is a blowup doll he got when he was 14. Probably!
Since when did you have to "come out" with the fact that you have a small penis?
Here's the other oversized image for this week. Click on it if you want to read about a tragic story between father and son.
I don't think I'd post in this forum even if I were under 4.5 inches erect.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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