Premature ejaculation? Come on, these women expect us to be on time when they're always late! Can you say double standard?!


Glans... what a filthy word. Hey Rick, show me your glans. Sure thing, Bob. I don't think that'd be sexy even if I were gay.


There aren't too many of these in today's article but make sure you click on this image to see the whole thing. Rosie is a blowup doll he got when he was 14. Probably!


Since when did you have to "come out" with the fact that you have a small penis?


Here's the other oversized image for this week. Click on it if you want to read about a tragic story between father and son.


I don't think I'd post in this forum even if I were under 4.5 inches erect.


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