Okay, so who jerked off to Ginger when they were a kid? Come on, don't lie.
One day I'll be number 1...
He's a regular Andy Dick when it comes to pissing.
You know, fuck this. I could have gone to school, gotten a good job, maybe meet a nice girl, start a family, you know, normal stuff. But no, I gotta sit here on a Saturday night and read about 61-year-old men talking about getting fucking boners for Santa Claus. BONERS FOR SANTA CLAUS! Fuck!
After the last few posts this one almost seems normal.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
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