Okay, so who jerked off to Ginger when they were a kid? Come on, don't lie.


One day I'll be number 1...


He's a regular Andy Dick when it comes to pissing.


You know, fuck this. I could have gone to school, gotten a good job, maybe meet a nice girl, start a family, you know, normal stuff. But no, I gotta sit here on a Saturday night and read about 61-year-old men talking about getting fucking boners for Santa Claus. BONERS FOR SANTA CLAUS! Fuck!


Plantain factory.


After the last few posts this one almost seems normal.


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