Okay, so who jerked off to Ginger when they were a kid? Come on, don't lie.
One day I'll be number 1...
He's a regular Andy Dick when it comes to pissing.
You know, fuck this. I could have gone to school, gotten a good job, maybe meet a nice girl, start a family, you know, normal stuff. But no, I gotta sit here on a Saturday night and read about 61-year-old men talking about getting fucking boners for Santa Claus. BONERS FOR SANTA CLAUS! Fuck!
After the last few posts this one almost seems normal.
The most beautiful woman on all of Facebook is no longer just enchanting your Facebook feed. She's here, y'all!
These sponges will make your hair WHITE and your teeth CURLY.
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