Say what you will, but these guys can be very inventive. I wish I had thought of this.
Many of these stories start out pretty normal, but end up going terribly, terribly wrong.
You know, foreskins aren't that great. Get over it.
Same thing happened with me and Mass Effect. I got into the hype. Fortunately jerking off actually delivered the goods. Mass Effect, not so much.
When I have kids I'm not letting them even hear the term "doctor" until they are 18. Anything to keep shit like this from going down.
Dissatisfied Star Wars fans have taken the women out of the Last Jedi with a new fan edit. They won't stop there.
The fifth phase of the week is upon us. Shops close, bars open, and we are free from the Bosses once more. But They Who Were Before Time await our tribute...
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