Say what you will, but these guys can be very inventive. I wish I had thought of this.

Many of these stories start out pretty normal, but end up going terribly, terribly wrong.

You know, foreskins aren't that great. Get over it.


Same thing happened with me and Mass Effect. I got into the hype. Fortunately jerking off actually delivered the goods. Mass Effect, not so much.

When I have kids I'm not letting them even hear the term "doctor" until they are 18. Anything to keep shit like this from going down.

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