This is becoming unbearable.

Christine instantly goes out of business. Thanks Wordlab!

Anne, put the gun down. Anne! ANNNNNNE!!

Thank you for all your hard work, "Nosila."

Just before midnight on October 10, Ilana phoned in her concession.

Tagline: What the hell was I thinking?

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