Have you heard of this game called Halo? It's pretty popular among sufferers of fetal alcohol syndrome.

I think if Bin Laden or whoever went out and bought his guys video games they'd get fat and sit around all day.

It is now possible to be racist against any group of people, no matter what. I am racist against people who like NASCAR.


Chi Chi Rodriguez Energy Band, give me the strength to finish this.

I love those YTMND things! They aren't getting played out or stupid AT ALL!

Men? Pretending to be GIRLS?? On the INTERNET?????

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