"Did you just call me Ass Fairy?" "Uh, no man, I said, uh, Grass Fairy!" "Oh cool."
Instead of video games, why doesn't someone just sell a big bucket full of little magnets? That would be way more fun anyway.
This is exactly why I never renewed my Xbox Live subscription.
I think we should be able to take even more fun out of the next sequel.
Better hurry, I think the trolley is leaving for the Land of Make Believe.
And the conversation grinds to a halt.
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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