All "NocturnalRebirth" has to do is say "Honey, I don't want to have sex with you anymore. I want to do men, or maybe dogs instead." Really, how hard is that?

At last we can all agree on something.


I'm getting a headache trying to figure these people out, so I'm just going to stop.

"A very wolfy bitch" is now part of my vernacular, thanks.

"Ebon" is sick of humans pretending to be wolves. Let's just think about that one for a few seconds.

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