All "NocturnalRebirth" has to do is say "Honey, I don't want to have sex with you anymore. I want to do men, or maybe dogs instead." Really, how hard is that?
At last we can all agree on something.
YOU ARE NOT A WOLF
I'm getting a headache trying to figure these people out, so I'm just going to stop.
"A very wolfy bitch" is now part of my vernacular, thanks.
"Ebon" is sick of humans pretending to be wolves. Let's just think about that one for a few seconds.
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gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
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