All "NocturnalRebirth" has to do is say "Honey, I don't want to have sex with you anymore. I want to do men, or maybe dogs instead." Really, how hard is that?
At last we can all agree on something.
YOU ARE NOT A WOLF
I'm getting a headache trying to figure these people out, so I'm just going to stop.
"A very wolfy bitch" is now part of my vernacular, thanks.
"Ebon" is sick of humans pretending to be wolves. Let's just think about that one for a few seconds.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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