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What the hell kind of bar does "Quipping Queen" think it is?

www.wedoitallwithtopqualityandcommitment.com isn't taken yet? How can that be?

I've had women tell me the same thing. Except for the "clever" part. And the "thank you."

With great power comes great ???????.

I'm going to get a head start on booing. BOOOOOOOO.

This name doesn't really fit because "SarahNTim" have probably seen their horse sometime within the last 10 years.

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