Hair salons? More like MURDERHOUSES.
You tell 'em, "ting."
If there's anything more hilariously pitiful than a person crying and talking to a hamburger I haven't thought of it within the last couple minutes.
He may be a master of GTA but he's sure got a long way to go in the comeback department.
I like ducks but only as a friend.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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