Hair salons? More like MURDERHOUSES.

You tell 'em, "ting."

If there's anything more hilariously pitiful than a person crying and talking to a hamburger I haven't thought of it within the last couple minutes.

He may be a master of GTA but he's sure got a long way to go in the comeback department.

I like ducks but only as a friend.

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