Hair salons? More like MURDERHOUSES.
You tell 'em, "ting."
If there's anything more hilariously pitiful than a person crying and talking to a hamburger I haven't thought of it within the last couple minutes.
He may be a master of GTA but he's sure got a long way to go in the comeback department.
I like ducks but only as a friend.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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