This post could pretty easily be put to music if someone were so inclined.

No, "Joelight," thank you.

I can't tell whether this is a case of too much information or too little information. On one hand, I kind of want to know how it happened, but on the other hand I also wish "Viper186" died on the operating table.

This is basically why I try to stay away from family reunions.

Oh my goodness gracious.

"john smith" shares a festive Thanksgiving tradition.

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