This post could pretty easily be put to music if someone were so inclined.

No, "Joelight," thank you.

I can't tell whether this is a case of too much information or too little information. On one hand, I kind of want to know how it happened, but on the other hand I also wish "Viper186" died on the operating table.

This is basically why I try to stay away from family reunions.

Oh my goodness gracious.

"john smith" shares a festive Thanksgiving tradition.

That's it for this week, thanks to my forum friends Marxux, Odoth, Exorcism Tongs, Solar Jetman, redloved, Sireg, CountZero, Tablecloth Sally, psycho78m, dsmurf, HELL, Sgt. Bilco, Green Gartside, Yechezkel, Closeknees, MephistoSan, Zenith Schism, ViralContagen, plexiglass and Foaming Chicken.

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