They might not be completely gay but I bet they really, really like carrots, if you know what I'm saying. And I think you do, because I'm laying it on pretty heavy.
"Charla Rae" is going to have an aneurysm when she finds out people eat cows.
Heck yeah, shirts with edgy stuff on 'em! Everyone in Mrs. Miller's 9th grade Algebra class is going to totally freak!!
"i_heart_animals" blows the lid off of animal testing by the tobacco industry, where thousands of animals every year are being sacrificed to aid the search for the smoothest, richest flavor.
"Amanda_d19" is trying to say "Fuck off until this has something to do with KFC," in the nicest way possible.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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