They might not be completely gay but I bet they really, really like carrots, if you know what I'm saying. And I think you do, because I'm laying it on pretty heavy.

"Charla Rae" is going to have an aneurysm when she finds out people eat cows.

Heck yeah, shirts with edgy stuff on 'em! Everyone in Mrs. Miller's 9th grade Algebra class is going to totally freak!!

"i_heart_animals" blows the lid off of animal testing by the tobacco industry, where thousands of animals every year are being sacrificed to aid the search for the smoothest, richest flavor.

"Amanda_d19" is trying to say "Fuck off until this has something to do with KFC," in the nicest way possible.

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