I never thought I'd learn the meaning of life from these folks, but hey, there it is.

"jsimpsonismyidol" with the megaburn from out of nowhere!

Hey, must be the money.

I took an Internet IQ test once and scored 140. Then everyone else on the forums also scored around 140. I think the real IQ test is in seeing if you take your Internet IQ test results seriously, because I'm a dumb-as-shit dropout and there's no way.

Well I'm sold!

For maximum coolness, tell people on the Internet you're high or drunk. Everyone loves it, and it makes you "hella" cool.

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