I never thought I'd learn the meaning of life from these folks, but hey, there it is.
"jsimpsonismyidol" with the megaburn from out of nowhere!
Hey, must be the money.
I took an Internet IQ test once and scored 140. Then everyone else on the forums also scored around 140. I think the real IQ test is in seeing if you take your Internet IQ test results seriously, because I'm a dumb-as-shit dropout and there's no way.
Well I'm sold!
For maximum coolness, tell people on the Internet you're high or drunk. Everyone loves it, and it makes you "hella" cool.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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