"Danny" here is the coolest boy in the 8th grade!
Maybe it was the fact that taking pictures of children in diapers for your sexual satisfaction gaurantees you a one-way ticket to hell.
It's no surprise that half these fucking people are from Europe.
You might as well just wear a sign that says "PEDOPHILE" and walk into your local police precinct.
Smuggle them out of the door under one of your six rolls of fat.
Oh that makes me so hot Tom- er, I mean "Lisa".
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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