"Danny" here is the coolest boy in the 8th grade!

Maybe it was the fact that taking pictures of children in diapers for your sexual satisfaction gaurantees you a one-way ticket to hell.

It's no surprise that half these fucking people are from Europe.

You might as well just wear a sign that says "PEDOPHILE" and walk into your local police precinct.

God. Damn.

Smuggle them out of the door under one of your six rolls of fat.

Oh that makes me so hot Tom- er, I mean "Lisa".


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