"Abby" is going to make a man very happy one day.
Next time shit in your face.
So that's where my underwear goes. "Greg" is shitting in them!
I'm sure "Thomas" has eaten his fair share of yellow snow.
What he doesn't tell you is that he had the biggest erection ever seen that night.
It happens to John Edwards all the time.
Now you know. Girls at the mall love to shit themselves.
Here's one of the few pooping stories that doesn't end with, "So I jerked myself off."
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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