"Abby" is going to make a man very happy one day.

Next time shit in your face.

So that's where my underwear goes. "Greg" is shitting in them!

I'm sure "Thomas" has eaten his fair share of yellow snow.

What he doesn't tell you is that he had the biggest erection ever seen that night.

It happens to John Edwards all the time.

Now you know. Girls at the mall love to shit themselves.

Here's one of the few pooping stories that doesn't end with, "So I jerked myself off."

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