"Abby" is going to make a man very happy one day.
Next time shit in your face.
So that's where my underwear goes. "Greg" is shitting in them!
I'm sure "Thomas" has eaten his fair share of yellow snow.
What he doesn't tell you is that he had the biggest erection ever seen that night.
It happens to John Edwards all the time.
Now you know. Girls at the mall love to shit themselves.
Here's one of the few pooping stories that doesn't end with, "So I jerked myself off."
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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