"Abby" is going to make a man very happy one day.
Next time shit in your face.
So that's where my underwear goes. "Greg" is shitting in them!
I'm sure "Thomas" has eaten his fair share of yellow snow.
What he doesn't tell you is that he had the biggest erection ever seen that night.
It happens to John Edwards all the time.
Now you know. Girls at the mall love to shit themselves.
Here's one of the few pooping stories that doesn't end with, "So I jerked myself off."
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
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