"Abby" is going to make a man very happy one day.
Next time shit in your face.
So that's where my underwear goes. "Greg" is shitting in them!
I'm sure "Thomas" has eaten his fair share of yellow snow.
What he doesn't tell you is that he had the biggest erection ever seen that night.
It happens to John Edwards all the time.
Now you know. Girls at the mall love to shit themselves.
Here's one of the few pooping stories that doesn't end with, "So I jerked myself off."
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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