In the spirit of Somali.net I'm going to type the rest of this update in all caps.
LOL NIGGAZ AND HOZ
If that's a real language then I feel sorry for anyone who speaks it.
I'm getting mighty sick of reading this shit.
If this keeps up much more I'm just going to walk out.
God damn. I really mean it! I'm going to walk out!
Haha if you read "SBC" and think South Bell Company this is a pretty funny post.
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
Don't let the winter dryness destroy your sinuses.
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