In the spirit of Somali.net I'm going to type the rest of this update in all caps.
LOL NIGGAZ AND HOZ
If that's a real language then I feel sorry for anyone who speaks it.
I'm getting mighty sick of reading this shit.
If this keeps up much more I'm just going to walk out.
God damn. I really mean it! I'm going to walk out!
Haha if you read "SBC" and think South Bell Company this is a pretty funny post.
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
Out here in the Wild West we got some rules for gunfightin', like a pregnant lady ain't gotta be carryin' iron for you to draw on her first.
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