This is supposedly the biggest forum to ever exist anywhere ever, but I learned a long time ago from my aunt Betty that bigger is not always better. She was enormous and I dreaded her visits.
Ah, okay, so enjoying the idea of sex with animals is a "culture" now. You know what else is a culture? Putting your dick in a vacuum cleaner. If furries are a culture, then taking shits in clothes fitting rooms is also a culture. All of these things are completely equal in merit.
What the hell, did someone let their weird uncle use the computer?
Yeah okay brainiac, nice wooden clothes.
Way to steal most of your post from a critic's review of Doom.
What a shitty fucking demon.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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