Erotic literature written by regular people which ends up being about as arousing as a garbage truck full of diapers. Has anyone ever mockingly called this site Litterotica before? Well I'm gonna do it: Litterotica.

It's obvious that Tired Chris Elliott here is just not thinking straight.

"ezwriter" is really living up to their name here, only writing crummy one-liners instead of something that takes talent. What a hack!

Welcome to Literotica, where dialogue reads like catchphrases from a shittily-written movie.

See how all that "daughter" and "sister" shit is in quotes? It's a dude.

I don't want to jump to any conclusions but I bet this story didn't end without "Lotharian" casting a spell on his own penis.

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