Erotic literature written by regular people which ends up being about as arousing as a garbage truck full of diapers. Has anyone ever mockingly called this site Litterotica before? Well I'm gonna do it: Litterotica.
It's obvious that Tired Chris Elliott here is just not thinking straight.
"ezwriter" is really living up to their name here, only writing crummy one-liners instead of something that takes talent. What a hack!
Welcome to Literotica, where dialogue reads like catchphrases from a shittily-written movie.
See how all that "daughter" and "sister" shit is in quotes? It's a dude.
I don't want to jump to any conclusions but I bet this story didn't end without "Lotharian" casting a spell on his own penis.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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