I love "PWNED." It's one of those sayings that instantly and easily identifies the user as a completely worthless cyst of a human being. It's right up there with "Git R Done" and any word that ends in "0rz".
I think the wings on his head have to do with his scalp trying to get as far away from his embarrassingly nerdy brain as possible.
It's really cute when a dog or whatever begs and barks for your attention. When a man does it, not so cute.
Don't tell us, tell a psychologist.
"Ojoe" is definitely the coolest. Nice little fairy wings on your guy, by the way!
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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