I love "PWNED." It's one of those sayings that instantly and easily identifies the user as a completely worthless cyst of a human being. It's right up there with "Git R Done" and any word that ends in "0rz".

I think the wings on his head have to do with his scalp trying to get as far away from his embarrassingly nerdy brain as possible.

It's really cute when a dog or whatever begs and barks for your attention. When a man does it, not so cute.

Don't tell us, tell a psychologist.

"Ojoe" is definitely the coolest. Nice little fairy wings on your guy, by the way!

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