I love "PWNED." It's one of those sayings that instantly and easily identifies the user as a completely worthless cyst of a human being. It's right up there with "Git R Done" and any word that ends in "0rz".
I think the wings on his head have to do with his scalp trying to get as far away from his embarrassingly nerdy brain as possible.
It's really cute when a dog or whatever begs and barks for your attention. When a man does it, not so cute.
Don't tell us, tell a psychologist.
"Ojoe" is definitely the coolest. Nice little fairy wings on your guy, by the way!
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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