The word "slutty" to this guy is kind of like the word "smurf" for the Smurfs.
Goofus and Gallant IN SPACE (space not pictured).
What in the fuck??
One can only hope.
Try destroying your computer, hotshot.
That's all for now. Thanks to my forum friends Dandy GO, poopdog, Zenith Schism, DisgruntledJoe, Kid Hollywood, Shmorky, Closeknees, touqueguy, qt, Sireg, Peefy, Solar Jetman, maus, SplishSplash, TheKingPuuChuu, sturr, deadfrog, Marxux, doomman50, HEROIN POINTS, strangebutohwell, Riotgrrill, dings, So Much Solution, and PerryMason for their invaluable contributions this week.
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This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
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