What's the problem here? You're ashamed. Aren't you being the perfect Christian?

Yeah, your "friend".

Oh don't fret. I'm sure you'll find someone as fucked up as you to live a life of shame with.

What the hell? Accountability?

Everytime you masturbate Satan kills a religious fundamentalist. Keep up the good work guys!

The answer is no. Amen.

If I were you I would just masturbate. Oh wait.

WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT. FUCK

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