What's the problem here? You're ashamed. Aren't you being the perfect Christian?
Yeah, your "friend".
Oh don't fret. I'm sure you'll find someone as fucked up as you to live a life of shame with.
What the hell? Accountability?
Everytime you masturbate Satan kills a religious fundamentalist. Keep up the good work guys!
The answer is no. Amen.
If I were you I would just masturbate. Oh wait.
WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT. FUCK
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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